Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Day 2 - Kid Descriptions

Due to the feedback, it's become readily apparent that people who don't already know these kids are reading about their shenanigans...but wish they knew more.

So I'd like to describe what I'm working with.

1) All 3 are blond and fair skinned with light eyes. It's like Hitler's dream come to life...They're like "The Children of the Corn" only instead of evil and creepy they're amazing and hilarious.

2) They each play a legitimate role amongst one another. Owen is the leader of the bunch. Summer is the follower. Ethan is the wild card.

3) Ethan is afraid of public restrooms because he doesn't trust automatic flushers. I find this to be hilarious. However, I also have to carry a Solo cup in my car just in case...So this might go from "hilarious" to "what did I get myself into?" quickly...

4) Not only are they remarkably sweet and huge fans of PDA...they're alarmingly polite. Have you ever heard three kids fighting for your attention but instead of cries they're all saying "excuse me?" It's incredible. I almost wish they were annoying and rude.

5) I've found they really enjoy music...However, I'm going to use this position to try and mold them behind their parents backs...We've discovered that while they enjoy loud music (For some reason it causes Summer to giggle nonstop), Rap is a no no...They were WAY more happy with Guns N Roses...And, surprisingly, they really liked a friend of mines band...so Garrett if you're reading this - kids under 5 dig Gill.

None of this surprises me. They're the offspring of a guy who loves The Black Crowes...

Again, if you're kids aren't cool, look in the mirror.

I'm going to pick them up from school...More to come later.

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