I'm early. Like 15 minutes early. By accident. Oh well the kids are all en route to the bullpen area where the teachers stuff them to wait for their parents...
Ethan's teacher tells me he has to go "poo poo" and then Ethan loudly tells me this himself. I am 15 minutes early so my mentality is the parents have paid this woman to handle the bowel movements of their children until 12pm. Ethan asks me to drive very fast. I ask him if there is a bathroom in the building. He says yes and the teacher does the right thing and takes him.
Victor: 1 Mrs. TeacherLady: 0
The ride back features a new lineup. We have Ethan behind me, Summer riding in the middle, and Owen on the other side. Summer is very happy ever since she made her clown at school. Whew.
Ethan is obsessed with two things in my car: Garrett's Music and rolling the windows down. We have agreed to provide both things today. His smile is enormous. I also keep seeing a tiny hand in my side mirror...the first time it really freaked me out.
I have the sunroof open and this creates a bunch of wind.
Hair is going everywhere.
Ethan yells "Oh BABY! It's windy!"
God this kid cracks me up...
During the course of the ride my coworkers and I discuss what set list they would like Garrett to perform - whenever he performs for said coworkers...Apparently, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" would be well received. I say this is unlikely. They are cool with it...they just want to see him play the guitar.
Once home all three kids have to pee...There was a line in the bathroom like we're at a NASCAR race...Just white bare butts left and right...This is hilarious to me.
Oh good. Tom is here with our lunch. Ethan has a doctor's appointment shortly...
This could be a great story...I shall return.
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