Day 40 - My First Post (Today)

For those of you who have been checking the site, cursing me out in your head as you continuously hit F5 to refresh the page hoping that I've updated...Sorry...

Just a few stories:

1) I walked in this morning and on a paper plate the CFO had left me a note

"Please let the kids blow bubbles on the deck! Thanks!:)"

I laughed because I don't know what the kids tell her but I would LOVE to let them go outside...Are you kidding me? I'm so sick of rain I was about to freak out, go the voodoo route and sacrifice some live animals out back...Like Pia, the neighbors cat just barely escaped death. I'm not even kidding right now. When they play outside the only negative is they all come in smelling like a locker room. Otherwise? Game on.

2) For some reason - I'm assuming it's a combination of the fact that I'm younger, the kids are cool, and my role is unique like my being a male nurse would be - all the teachers know me. I don't know them but they ALL say hello to me by name. Which would freak me out if I didn't secretly want to gain some level of fame off this blog. Now, I'm not talking about Lindsay Lohan (complete with car accidents, cocaine addiction and bi-sexual experiences) fame...But I wouldn't mind getting a free sub or something from time to time, you know?

Anyway, that's really all I got - these women all say hey to me...Which is pretty cool. I love watching real parents seethe with jealousy. Sorry folks...

3) We went in a different way today which prompted Owen to LOUDLY proclaim

"WHAT THE???"

Which killed me while also leading to a few questionable glances from other people...What? He didn't finish the sentence...Let it go.

4) I'm going to leave the CFO a note today on a paper plate

"Boss - They came back over to me after 5 minutes and said they don't like bubbles. Sincerely, Employee."

This surprised me...I figured they would go nuts...Nope...Apparently bubbles kind of suck when you have to do it for yourself and your hands end up all sticky...

Alright, I'll be back in a bit.