Remember how Owen went all Bruce Banner/Incredible Hulk on my car's seat belt?
Welp, because I couldn't find anyone who would fix it yesterday I had to steal my little sisters car this morning.
Literally...Out of her high schools parking lot.
What do I notice first? You mean aside from the 13 used air fresheners that she has hanging from her rear view window? Oh, just some normal 17 year old girl stuff like a canister of play-doh and a 4 pack of bubbles...
And this isn't like she bought these items for the kids because she knew I was going to borrow her car...She apparently drives around with these things all the time.
Again, she's 17...I feel like I would have been happier if I found empty packs of cigarettes or something...and yes I know that seems really ass backwards but I think you understand.
I mean, bubbles? Really?
Anyway, the kids were pretty stoked to be jumping in a different car...so that made things interesting...
Know what else was interesting about this morning? Getting my paycheck for last week and looking at the memo and seeing that the CEO wrote in "Septic Tank Removal."
Cool, like the people at the bank don't mock me and my diminutive bank account enough as it is...
But seriously, I actually laughed pretty hard.
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