Day 45 - Awesome Start All In Questions

Did I walk into the office this morning at 8:25 only to find Summer eating a bag of popcorn?

Yes

Did Ethan ask me to draw him a picture of the X-Men as he does every morning?

Yes

Did Owen put on a Darth Vader mask and whack me in the nuts with his light saber?

Yes

Was I mad?

Not at all

Did I take the kids to school?

Yes

Did their teacher, Mrs. Hickman, make my day simply by telling me that I've caused "quite a stir" at the school and that she's had a few women who work there asking questions about me?

YES

Is it pathetic this made me as excited as it did?

Yes

Did Mrs. Hickman say all these are either married women with children or teachers at the school with kids in college?

Unfortunately, Yes

Am I still going to provide Mrs. Hickman a personal bio with all relevant details about me?

Absolutely

Did I take my car to a mechanic who used the word sh*t about 27 times in a 5 minute conversation?

Yes

Did I love the guy because I like people who look and act the part?

Yes

Did he tell me he would also give me a "ghetto" door handle when he noticed I had ripped mine off?

Yes

Does said "ghetto" door handle consist of a plastic zip tie (the kind riot cops use to handcuff unruly people) looped through my existing door handle?

Yes

Do I care?

Not really

Am I at home now, working on my bio for Mrs. Hickman?

Quite possibly...and by "quite possibly" I mean you can bet your bottom dollar I am.