Summer farts louder than any child I have ever been around.
She's a mutant.
Seriously, these aren't cute little "Ha Ha" farts...These are loud obnoxious farts that rattle cups of water like the T Rex in Jurassic Park.
Especially when she's wet from the pool.
You know how if you fart in the shower it's extra loud thanks to wet butt cheeks and bathroom tile acoustics?
She doesn't need any amplification...she just needs the wet butt cheeks.
A few minutes ago, she farted so loud I heard the neighbors next door laugh...
I don't think she's quite the princess she'd like everyone to believe.
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